Squint eyed

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  • 01.12.2017 at 17:41 #114093
    BobC
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    You have all seen a person that looks like one eye is looking at you meanwhile the other is doing the shopping.

    What goes on in reality with those eyes?

    Do they possess the Eagle eye that sees all around or the crows eye that merely sees in front of themselves?

    Perhaps their peripheral view goes beyond what you and i will normally see.

    I have no idea of what a squinty eye sees. Do You? O.o

     

    01.12.2017 at 18:03 #114094
    hans
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    i only have 2 lazy eyes (not funny :P)

    especially when i am really tired (or smoked 1 to many) then i have problems focussing, then i can not even read the subtitles anymore.

    i have no idea what kinda view perspective they have, also a good question.

    01.12.2017 at 20:16 #114095
    BobC
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    2 hours ago, theolitius said:

    i only have 2 lazy eyes (not funny :P)

    especially when i am really tired (or smoked 1 to many) then i have problems focussing, then i can not even read the subtitles anymore.

    i have no idea what kinda view perspective they have, also a good question.

    Do you see from your nose to your ears with each eyes? Perhaps one eye sees around your neck to shave your neck?

    Consider the *ouch* as you pull your nostril hair just to align your nostril with your eyes

     

     

    02.12.2017 at 11:47 #114096
    A_Troll
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    18 hours ago, BobC said:

    I have no idea of what a squinty eye sees. Do You? O.o

    Errrr….. we do Bob. You post about it when you remove the hat. :D

    17 hours ago, theolitius said:

    especially when i am really tired (or smoked 1 to many) then i have problems focussing, then i can not even read the subtitles anymore.

    Yupp same here.

    02.12.2017 at 17:05 #114097
    BobC
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    I was merely curious to know if a person with the squinty eye really sees more to the rear than a normal eye does. Someone must know the answer. O.o

    04.12.2017 at 06:36 #114098
    A_Troll
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    On 2017-12-02 at 6:05 PM, BobC said:

    I was merely curious to know if a person with the squinty eye really sees more to the rear than a normal eye does. Someone must know the answer. O.o

    Damn you Bob, now I’m wondering too.

    04.12.2017 at 15:01 #114099
    cuntybollox
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    We call em Mexidons…..one eye looking at Mexborough the other at Doncaster…..

    09.12.2017 at 16:04 #114100
    BobC
    Member

    Just imagine.

    It’s the time of night in your country when a supermarket sells off all the goods that are out of date:

    You look at the coffee jar in your Supermarket that’s  straight in front of you.

    Yet the person to your left and right have squinty eyes! They both look at your Coffee jar!

    Meanwhile as you check its sell by date! Both the people on either side of you grab it first.

    It’s now a 3 way grab of that coffee jar.

    You seen it first and grabbed it but both the squint eyed people also got their hands on the coffee jar.

    How do you decide who owns the coffee jar other than the person selling it?

    10.12.2017 at 00:57 #114101
    A_Troll
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    8 hours ago, BobC said:

    How do you decide who owns the coffee jar other than the person selling it?

    The guy without the squit because he saw it twice as much as the other guys.

    11.12.2017 at 18:39 #114102
    BobC
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    Suppose they both had the same squint :P

    Would they both see the same additional images as quick as a wife that sees the $$$ come out the pay packet? :ph34r:

    12.12.2017 at 15:10 #114103
    cuntybollox
    Member

    …then u could GARANTEE it was an A_Troll family shopping outing…..

     

    14.12.2017 at 18:38 #114104
    BobC
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    On 12/10/2017 at 12:57 AM, A_Troll said:

    The guy without the squit because he saw it twice as much as the other guys.

    I had a quick Google and apparently they see double with a squint if they look too hard. So, if that’s the case then they would see 4 jars between themselves and I could just reach in and take the real one before they knew it had moved :oxDxD

    14.12.2017 at 21:01 #114105
    cuntybollox
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    2 hours ago, BobC said:

    I had a quick Google and apparently they see double with a squint if they look too hard. So, if that’s the case then they would see 4 jars between themselves and I could just reach in and take the real one before they knew it had moved :oxDxD

    no…u could reach out and take one and they would see em all move…..

    15.12.2017 at 17:13 #114106
    A_Troll
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    20 hours ago, CuntyBollox said:

    no…u could reach out and take one and they would see em all move…..

    Wish my boss had that. Then he would see me working twice as hard.

    16.12.2017 at 02:05 #114107
    cuntybollox
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    8 hours ago, A_Troll said:

    Wish my boss had that. Then he would see me working twice as hard.

    …or see twice as many of you doing twice as much fuck all….

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