Off topic for some fun:

We can have diet ginger/pop/soda/lemonade ie low or zero sugar ……. call it what we want but why can I not get diet beer.

Oh I know there are low alcohol and zero alcohol beers out there. McEwans and Tennents tried it and called it LA for low alcohol but it was shit and tasted of cardboard so I went back to the full fat beer.

Therefore in this day and age why can I not get Cider (made from apples ) that comes in the full alcohol range of say around 5% abv but uses artificial sweeteners to reduce the sugar content so my belly cannot get any bigger but that I could enjoy a supper slimmer me that was drunk all the time but was a skinny wee guy?

Remember lets have some fun here as Im fed up being too serious.

I tried vodka with diet lemonade and lime as it has zero calories but a bottle over 12 hours of game playing didnt get me too drunk so thats no use as I still prefer my apples.

If I drink 5 pints of cider does that mean I have taken my 5 fruits a day for a healthy diet? hehehe